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This woman hilariously says what were all thinking during doctor visits. Her cutting, hysterical comments and witty replies will have you doubled over with laughter, struggling to catch your breath. Watch the short and hilarious clip to hear what she says during an imagined doctors visit. Most people do not enjoy going to the doctor. Who really wants to be poked, prodded and stuck with a needle and then be told everything that is wrong with you and what you must change? Oh, and then you have to pay them handsomely for the unpleasant experience. That doesnt sound like a good time at all. In fact, that sounds more like punishment. While going to the doctor is typically not the most enjoyable of outings, it is still extremely necessary. The only way to fix a problem is first to know that one exists. As much as people might try, ignoring a problem, including those associated with our bodies, will not make it disappear. However, that doesnt mean we still dont have questions or things wed like to say to the doctor. Fortunately, most people bite their tongues, keeping their thoughts in their heads instead of expressing them. In a clip posted on YouTube, a woman says everything that most people think but never say when they visit their doctor. She doesnt hold back, and the results are laugh-out-loud hilarious. Her first comment concerns the amount of water shes been drinking, something every doctor stresses to their parents. No, I havent been drinking enough water, she said. You know that. I know that. Lets move on. Possibly her funniest comment is about people who Google something and then believe theyve acquired as much knowledge about a disease or condition as someone with a PhD. Look, I Googled it already, and honestly, I think you should be more concerned, she said. However, she saves the best for last. Look, I just need you to look me in the eyes, and tell me I aint dying, she said. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

From panic to theyll be fine this skit nails the changes in parental attitude and temperament from the first to the last kid. Parents everywhere are likely to find this video pretty relatable. Watch the short and hilarious clip that perfectly captures how parenting styles dramatically change after having a couple of kids. Children are the biggest and best blessing anyone can experience. There is simply nothing like being a parent and raising a little one. Seeing them grow, learn, and explore is unlike anything else. Most parents would not trade a minute or a second with their children for anything. While children are undoubtedly a blessing, they will forever and always change your life in every imaginable way. Your stress, worry and anxiety will increase considerably after your first one arrives. Youll be constantly looking out for them, trying to keep them away from anything that may cause them harm. But after having a couple of kids, having gone through the process, youll probably take on a more laissez-faire, laid-back approach. A hysterical clip posted on YouTube perfectly demonstrates the change in attitude and approach many parents have from their first to their last. Parents will get quite the kick out of this clip and know exactly where this woman is coming from, having been there themselves. The first scenario in the video concerns a child climbing a tree, and how the mother reacts to the youngsters desire to scale it. Baby, dont climb that tree, OK? the mother instructs her child. Thats dangerous. I knew you was going to fall out of that tree, she now responds. You good? Next, the mother initially is entirely against giving the child a device, looking to limit the youngsters time gazing at a screen. Flash forward, and she is rushing around, hoping to find an iPad for the child so she can just get a minute of peace. There is a definite dramatic difference in each scenario. She goes from rookie parent to battle-tested veteran who has been there, done that, and its hysterical. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

This John Crist skit about dads on road trips is hilariously accurate. Its abundantly clear that John went on plenty of family road trips while growing up. Watch this short and hysterical clip to hear how John 100 percent nails this skit about fathers on family road trips. Who doesnt love going on vacation? Is there anyone who can say, while keeping a straight face, that theyd rather go to work than get some rest and relaxation in a desired vacation spot? I would certainly think not, and thats likely something we can all agree on even in these polarized and highly divisive times. While the entire point of a vacation is to get away from concern and worry, there is still stress associated with vacations, especially if youre a father on a family road trip. Dads, for whatever reason, seem to be entirely concerned about getting to the destination as quickly as possible. They want to make good time, looking to cut out any and all unnecessary stops. In a clip posted on YouTube, John plays every father on every family road trip ever. Anyone who has ever been on a family road trip will 100 percent relate to this hysterical clip, and they will likely recognize many of the lines he says throughout the short video. While filling up the gas tank, John lays down the law, telling everyone what will happen from this moment forward. He wants to make the best time possible. The traffic is killing us, he says. We just need to make better time, honestly. I mean, theres some tractor-trailers that Ive been following pretty closely behind just to get the drafting but were losing gas mileage. He then states that no more liquids will be consumed because he doesnt want to make any more bathroom stops. He also offers a quick solution for anyone who does have to use the restroom. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

A comedians marriage advice has everyone laughing and nodding. Jeff Allen, the funnyman, shares the simple but insightful words of wisdom he has learned during two decades of marriage with the audience. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Jeff says about happy marriages. Marriage is not easy. Anyone who believes otherwise is either a fool, a liar or unmarried. Marriage requires both parties to put in much time, work and energy. Both individuals must be 100 percent committed to marriage, or its just not going to work at all. Work, commitment and perseverance are all necessary for a successful marriage. However, Jeff has a much simpler, albeit similar, recipe for a happy, long-lasting marriage and is sharing his wisdom with the masses. He confesses that his insight on marriage originally came from his father, but he has since learned that his father was accurate. In a clip posted on YouTube, Jeff shared advice that everyone, especially husbands, should remember and implement. I have only learned one thing in 20 years of marriage, and its this: Happy life. Happy wife, he said. If youre married, you already know that. If youre not married, you better write it down. Not on some flimsy piece of paper. You got out and get a stone tablet and a chisel. Be number 11 if you count them. While its likely words of wisdom that youve heard many times before, and it is humorous, making the point that no matter what happens, the husband is wrong, it makes a lot of sense. No one wants to be in a relationship with constant strife and disagreement. That would be absolutely miserable for everyone involved, and no way to go through life. If settling an argument and keeping peace means someone has to agree that they are wrong, then so be it, right? Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

Matthew West has released the lyric video for his hilarious tune, Dysfunctional Family Christmas. The popular Christian musician's latest Christmas song is one that many of us can, unfortunately, relate to, especially during the holiday season. Watch the short but hysterical clip to listen to and see the official lyric video for Dysfunctional Family Christmas. The holiday season is a wonderful time of year. Seriously, what could be better than Christmas? It's a time to gather with family and friends, get some delicious, mouth-watering food and open a gift or two. No other time of year or holiday can even remotely come close to Christmas in terms of, well, everything. While Christmas is a joyous and spectacular time when we remember and celebrate the birth of the Savior, Jesus Christ, Christmas Day celebrations can be a little awkward, especially if a family member or two rubs you the wrong way. We're all human, and we aren't going to get along with everyone, and it doesn't matter if they are family. Often, the best we can do in those situations is grin and bear it. In a clip posted on YouTube, Matthew performs Dysfunctional Family Christmas. The insanely funny lyrics describe situations that we have all likely experienced at one time or another. This song will surely become a Christmas classic, and one you'll return to every Christmas season. Well, Grandma keeps yellin' cause Grandpa can't hear Can you believe Jolene did that to her hair? When the insults are flying like Santa's reindeer Dysfunctional family Christmas is here Whenever I listen to Matthew's tune and lyrics about the insanity and craziness that often accompany family Christmas Day gatherings, I immediately think of Christmas Vacation. Clark does everything he can to create the perfect Christmas celebration, but all of his effort is in vain. Anything that can go wrong does spectacularly, and by the end, he is holding on by a thread, which eventually breaks. Isaiah 9:6 For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given; and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counselor, Mighty God, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace.

Nate Bargatze shared the backstory to his SNL George Washington skit. The popular funnyman opened up about how the classic and hysterical sketch came to be, and how he didnt expect much of a reaction to it. Watch the short clip to hear Nate discuss the story behind the George Washington skit. Most people know Nate Bargatze, one of the biggest names in comedy. In the last couple of years, his career has exploded. He has toured the world sharing his hilarious, clean comedy, has several stand-up specials on Netflix, written a book, hosted the Emmys and even had a Christmas special on CBS. While Nate is a published author and a stand-up comedian capable of selling out massive venues, he has also hosted Saturday Night Live twice. As expected, both of his particular episodes were hilarious, delivering one hysterical sketch after another. But one will forever stand out among the rest: the George Washington dream skit. Nate plays the legendary general and our countrys first president in it. Addressing the troops the night before battle, Nate, as George, mentions all the oddities with our country regarding weights and measures. In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate shares how it came to be and how the reaction to it surprised him. They [SNL writers] wrote it, he said. I didnt write it. A lot of people think I wrote it. Theyre just unbelievable. Later in the clip, Nate mentioned what happened when he first read the skit. But when we did it in the table read, it didnt go great, he said. Because Im used to playing off a crowd. He added that the classic skit almost didnt make it to air and was nearly cut from the show. But when they performed it during the last show before going live, it got a reaction that made everyone change their minds. So, it was the last sketch in dress rehearsal, and it murdered, he said. It just destroyed. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Comedian Aaron Webers interaction with a plumber is too funny to miss. His conversation with the handyman will have you rolling with laughter long after the video ends. Watch the short but laugh-out-loud clip to hear how Aarons conversation and interaction with a plumber did not go as expected. Unfortunately, not everything in life goes according to plan. If you were under that false and very incorrect impression that that was the case, my deepest apologies for having burst your bubble. The fact is that bad and unexpected things happen all the time. While we may be unable to control what happens to us, we have control over how we react. Luckily, when those bad, unexpected issues involve something breaking or going terribly wrong around the house, there are people skilled in providing the correct solutions. Plumbers are individuals equipped with the skills and knowledge to fix many household mishaps and problems. In a clip posted on YouTube, Aaron mentioned reaching out to a plumber when he had an issue and how that interaction went. Aaron points out that, for whatever reason, his house had sprung a leak. It was coming through the wall and into his basement. So, to correct the issue, he called a plumber but had a problem describing what was happening in his residence. I had a plumbing issue in my basement, he said. My wall was bleeding. Thats how I said it. I couldnt think of the word leak. When he did get hold of a plumber, he received an estimate of the handymans arrival. He knew he would have to wait a while, even though he was told differently. I call a plumber, and he goes, Ill be out there in a jiff, he said. Now, Im not trashing plumbers, but yall know what jiff means: 19 hours. Later in the clip, Aaron said that by the time the plumber had finally arrived, the leak had somehow stopped. Thats when things got a little awkward. But after some strange back and forth, the plumber offered to look around and see if he could find the source of the leak. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Every parent can relate to this couple's list of their favorite games. The games this husband and wife routinely play with their children will sound very familiar to every parent. Watch the short but laugh-out-loud funny clip to hear what games made this couple's list. Being a parent is one of the biggest blessings and joys anyone can experience. Children add so much joy and happiness to life. There's nothing like raising a youngster and watching them grow, learn and explore. Time with your children is something that you wouldn't trade for anything, and every parent would 100 percent agree. However, as every parent also knows, those little ones can sometimes be a tad aggravating, getting on your nerves occasionally. They, without a doubt, know what annoys you and enjoy intentionally pressing your buttons. They will also push boundaries, seeing what they can get away with, so they'll play games. In a clip posted on YouTube, a husband and wife go back and forth, quickly sharing their favorite games that their child likes to play. It becomes evident very early that these aren't games but weird, annoying or gross things their children do. The games, which are experiences and situations they have gone through with their children, will likely sound very familiar to every parent. The woman says she and her husband are regularly asked what their favorite games they like to play with their children, so they happily obliged. The husband hilariously chimed that there are so many. My favorite game is, 'What did I just step in?' the wife says. The husband responded that one of his favorite games is very much like the one named by his wife. Really good sequel to my favorite game of 'What's that stain? What's that right there?' he says. Later in the clip, she shared another game that made her list of top games, including one that involves the always-popular LEGOs. My favorite game is 'Ooh, that LEGO felt good on my foot,' she says. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

Youll crack up at this spot-on song about every Costco shoppers experience. This husband-and-wife team nailed it, getting just about every detail hilariously correct about a shopping outing to the popular big box wholesaler. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear their deliriously funny song parody about going to Costco. People always want to make their dollar go as far as possible. This is every familys objective because money is always a limited resource. Spending money wisely and efficiently is especially important now as prices on nearly everything continue to increase rapidly. Since so many people want to make good, sound financial decisions and ensure that their money goes as far as possible, they often buy in bulk. Places like Sams Club and Costco have become incredibly popular as a result. Their popularity has risen so much that a subculture of dedicated, rabid fans has developed around them. There are individivduals who are diehard fans of Sams Club, as is the case for Costco. In a clip posted on YouTube, a husband and a wife perform a hilarious, gut-bustingly funny song, I Dont Need It, But I Want It, about the average trip to Costco. In addition to being laugh-out-loud hysterical and incredibly accurate, the song is also a parody of a tune by Flo Rida and Robin Thicke, I Dont Like It, I Love It. How many times have you walked into a Costco or a Sams Club and spotted something you knew you did not need but felt compelled to purchase for some unexplained reason? Of course, that answer is easy: every time. We can relate to these hilarious and creative lyrics because we are all familiar with this exact situation of impulse buying at Sams and Costco. Also, the song is terribly catchy; youll likely find yourself humming and singing this song the rest of the day. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

This mans hilarious shoe test is too funny to miss. He was trying on new shoes and decided to run them through a specific kind of test before making his purchasing decision. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see what kind of test he put the sneakers through and whether they hold up under the scrutiny. People generally do not enjoy tests. For students, test-taking is likely one of their least enjoyable activities. Most of them would probably rather do anything other than take a test, like go to another pointless, horribly boring and mind-numbing schoolwide assembly. Students would rather listen to another awful, monotone guest speaker drone on and on about the dangers of drugs and alcohol than take a test. While many students and the rest of society hate being tested, its still, unfortunately, necessary. How else are we supposed to figure out what we know and what we can do unless we are tested and put into a situation where we demonstrate whether we have adequately grasped and implemented the material? Testing isnt fun and typically hurts, causing many people to moan and grumble. In a clip posted on social media, a man was perusing new shoes when he decided to run his own test. He and his wife wanted to find out what the shoes could do, if they would hold up under specific conditions. Once hes secured the shoes on his feet, the woman behind the camera proposes a situation to him. She dares him to do a speed test down that aisle right there. Initially, hes a little confused about what shes talking about, but then he offers reasons why he cannot do a speed test. I cant run that fast anymore, he says. Im too old. Eventually, though, he gives in and responds to her dare, darting up and down the aisle, likely to the amusement of everyone else in the store. Its unclear if those shoes were the ones he went home with or not. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Chris Tomlin hilariously told comedian John Crist how he handles bad songs. The popular Christian music artist has a particular way of dealing with songs that arent up to his standards. Watch the short but hysterical clip to listen to Chris and John discuss his actions when hearing songs that will not make the album. Human beings are a fallen, imperfect group, in case you werent already aware of that fact. We all stumble and fall, even after weve asked for forgiveness and accepted Christ. We remain human, still 100 percent capable of making mistakes or errors. You have your failures and flaws, and I have my share. Because perfection is an impossibility for humanity, that also includes our work. Nothing we say or do will be perfect, 100 percent on target. While everyone should take pride in their work product and output, that will also not be perfect. But some of what we produce will be noticeably better than others. This also includes the songs created by musicians, as a clip posted on YouTube makes perfectly clear. In the video, Chris appeared on Johns podcast, Net Positive. At one point during their conversation, John raised the topic of songwriting, specifically bad songwriting. He asked the longtime popular Christian musician about his process for handling songs that are not up to his standardthe ones that will not make it onto the record. Chris had a hilarious response, sharing how he prefers to handle those kinds of situations. Like if you write hits, there have to be some that dont make it, John said. Theres a lot, Chris said. Theres a lot. Theres way more that dont make it. Way more. But are you the guy who says, or you just kind of let it play out when the write sessions over? John asked. I let it play out, just my personality, Chris said. I just let it play out. Im going, Theres no chance. This song has no chance to see the light of day,' Chris added. Colossians 3:16 Let the word of Christ dwell in you richly in all wisdom; teaching and admonishing one another in psalms and hymns and spiritual songs, singing with grace in your hearts to the Lord.

A hysterical skit nails the struggle of selling something on Facebook Marketplace. Those attempting to sell something on Facebook will run into some particular situations, which this sketch uses to great comedic effect. Watch the short but hilarious sketch to see what is likely to happen when trying to sell something on Facebook. Social media has significantly impacted and changed our lives in various ways. Some of those changes are for the better, while others are, without a doubt, for the worse. We are more connected than ever, making communicating with someone on the other side of the country or world easy. However, most of the population is now addicted to their phones. People cannot take a walk outside without their faces looking down, buried in their phones. How and where we sell items is yet another way social media has dramatically changed our lives. Facebooks Marketplace lets users buy and sell a whole host of items on the popular social media platform. However, as anyone who has ever tried to sell on Marketplace knows, there are several situations that youll inevitably encounter. A sketch posted on YouTube hilariously nails all of them. In the skit, a man is trying to sell golf clubs on Facebook Marketplace, which he happily announces. But his happiness is temporary, given the type of people who inquire about his clubs. The first individual, even though they see and acknowledge the listing price, comes in with an insulting, lowball offer that is immediately and without hesitation rejected. I know it says $800, but would you take $50? the potential buyer asks. No! Next! the seller responds. Next, and likely the funniest part about the entire skit, is the number of people asking, Is this still available? and immediately disappearing after their annoying question is answered. Again, anyone who has ever used Marketplace completely understands this scenario. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

This comedy bit nails exactly how brownie lovers feel. If one of your guilty pleasures is wolfing down delicious brownie squares, youll completely relate to this clip. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see how everyone who loves brownies and chocolate has likely felt and thought this way at one time or another. As anyone with a medical degree or even the tiniest amount of intelligence will say and knows, eating healthy is a must. Typically, that means consuming a sensible, nutritious breakfast, ingesting plenty of green, leafy vegetables and limiting those sweet, sugary drinks. What we put into our bodies is what we get out. If we give our bodies less-than-optimal fuel, we cant expect them to run at tip-top, top-level form. While avoiding sweets is always a good idea, and something we constantly tell ourselves and one another, it doesnt always happen. Theres nothing wrong with indulging that sweet tooth every once in a while. Sometimes, we just want to enjoy a sweet treat or two or three. But thats why its important to have balance and self-control when around sweets, especially when it comes to delicious, gooey brownies. If youre a fan of brownies, you will most certainly relate to this clip posted on YouTube. The short clip begins with a woman and a whole pan of freshly baked brownies. She starts cutting into the sweet treats, and as she does, she tells herself something that every brownie lover has said to themselves: Just going to do a little corner piece. Seconds later, she returns for more but rationalizes it by saying its because things are now uneven. As you know, symmetry is essential when it comes to brownies, almost as important as taste. However, she kept returning for more and more until the brownies disappeared. Sometimes they are just too good, and things like that happen! Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

The dogs plotted to snag a treat, but things didnt go as planned. The two pups devised several ways to capture a delicious snack, but it was quickly ruined, and their pre-planning efforts were in vain. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see what the dogs had in mind and how it all quickly fell apart. Most people have dreams and goals in life, things they hope to accomplish. Why not come up with a couple of both short-term and long-term goals? Having goals pushes us to work harder, giving us something to work toward instead of working aimlessly. They can help provide us with purpose and a mission. Of course, the first step in reaching and accomplishing those goals is to identify them and then devise a plan to make them a reality. Creating a plan will help keep us on track and serve as a good barometer to determine whether we are succeeding or failing in our efforts or if something needs to be changed. But there does come a point at which we must put the plan into action and actually do something about it. The most fantastic plan in the world means nothing if we never put it into action. In a clip posted on YouTube, two pups organize a plan to obtain a much-desired tasty treat. They know what they want and then meticulously create a plan. However, while they were working on their plan, they forgot the most important part of a plan: putting it into action. While the two animals were putting their plan together, two other dogs received the treat. Instead of putting all the effort into pre-planning, the two dogs simply went after what they wanted. Sometimes things arent as difficult as we make them out to be. Action speaks louder than words, and can also result in a tasty treat, as the hilarious clip shows. James 1:22 But be doers of the word, and not only hearers of it, blinding yourselves with false ideas.

Nate Bargatze thinks his parents may have been living in their rented house the wrong way. The popular funnyman shared the unbelievably hilarious reason for his odd belief about his parents. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what specific thing led Nate to arrive at this strange conclusion. Most people still consider home ownership part of the American dream. Honestly, who doesnt want a place to call their own? Renting is a nice alternative, but home ownership is often the goal. Sadly, with the increase in the price of nearly everything imaginable, owning a home for some individuals will always remain a dream. Whether you own or rent, securing shelter to protect yourself from the elements is vital. To make a house feel like a home, most people will decorate it in a way that makes it feel cozy and inviting. However, as Nate explains in a clip posted on YouTube, its always a good idea to figure out which way is the front of the house first. In the video, he says his parents rented a home when he was born. But his father mentioned something rather odd about their home: the front door was a sliding glass door. However, the houses back door was a standard door that locks and unlocks as normal. Nate has a working theory that might help explain his parents strange front door. And they said the front door of the home was a sliding glass door, and I was like, That doesnt make sense, Nate said. Like, how do you even lock it? You can only lock those with a pole. He then asked his parents a critical question about the house. I was like, Are you sure you did not live in this home backwards? Nate asked. That makes more sense to me than your front door being a sliding glass door. And theyre like, No, thats what it was. And I was like, What did the back door look like? And they go, A regular door. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

One dad recalled the hilarious way his 3-year-old described a favorite sweet treat. What the little girl said left the father a little confused, leaving him without a clue about what she was talking about. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what the young woman said and also what she meant to say. There is nothing like being a mother or a father. Its the most important and meaningful title that youll ever hold. Yes, those little ones may push your buttons and get on your nerves at times, but no parent would trade time with their children for anything. Children will change your life in every way imaginable, and it will always be for the positive. As every parent knows, learning and exploring are big parts of childhood. When it comes to learning, a lot of learning can be trial and error, which can make for some pretty unexpectedly hilarious situations, especially when a child is involved. Children do not always say everything correctly, as one clip posted on YouTube makes completely clear. In the clip, the father mentions that while putting his daughter to bed, she requested a special treat for the upcoming weekend. Being the good and attentive father that he is, the dad in the video asks what she wants. What she says has the father doing a double-take and questioning his ears. Its the weekend, can we have Lindsays bodies? the child asked her father. Understandably, he was more than a little confused. He recalls that the little one continued to mention Lindsays bodies. Hoping to clear things up, the father had to bring in some help for this situation. I bring in the whole family this time, he said. Im not doing this one alone. Im like, Hey guys, funny story, our 3-year-old really wants Lindsays bodies. Eventually, after asking the 3-year-old a couple of clarifying questions, it dawns on them. The child was asking for Wendys Frosties. You never know what children will say from one minute to the next! Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.